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Posted in Chiefs, tagged Blackouts, Chiefs on December 9, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Sadly, This Too Was An Incomplete Pass.
Posted in Chiefs, tagged Happy Kids, Matt Cassel on December 8, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Here is a photo, courtesy of the Star (which totally owns it), of Matt Cassel — that lackluster Chiefs QB whose rating on Sunday was an astonishing 14.2 — visiting Oak Hill Elementary in OP, where he chatted with the kids and, somehow, managed to throw an interception to a Broncos defensive back.
Chiefs Will Gladly Finance LJ’s Journey WIth Winning Team
Posted in Chiefs, Economics, tagged Bengals, Contracts, larry johnson on November 17, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Details are starting to trickle out about Larry Johnson’s deal with the new AFC North leaders, where LJ will get a chance to spit drinks in the faces of women all over the Buckeye State. And who’ll be footing that bill? Why, our own gridiron organization, of course. Awesome.
Because NFL veteran contracts are guaranteed at [...]
Posted in Chiefs, tagged larry johnson on November 16, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Looks like LJ’s headed from a bad team to a not-so-bad team. For your benefit, Larry, here’s something that’ll help.
Kent Babb Might Be Hiding In Bushes Outside LJ’s House
Posted in Chiefs, Local Journalism, Scary stuff, Star, Technology, tagged Kent Babb, larry johnson, Twitter on November 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Courtesy of Justin over at the Pitch and Kent Babb’s own Twitter feed (reminder: you can follow us) comes a very odd story indeed. You’re probably wondering yourself where Larry Johnson will end up, but mostly in the “oh, that’s interesting” kind of way. Not so for the Star’s Kent Babb, who is, shall we [...]
All Aboard Larry Johnson’s Train Of Self-Pity
Posted in Chiefs, Controversy, Sports, tagged Dan Patrick, Excuses, larry johnson, Radio Interviews on November 10, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Where does the first day of unemployment find the ostracized Larry Johnson? The Dan Patrick Show, of course, where LJ tried to explain his numerous problems in Kansas City. So was it self-destructive violence toward women? Self-aggrandizement and homophobia? Nope — it was that he just hates losing so damn much. Yeah, that was it.
Sadly, Not Even Larry Johnson’s Departure Can Teach Kansas Citians To Correctly Use An Apostrophe
Posted in Chiefs, Local Journalism, MGKC, Sports, tagged larry johnson, Apostrophe Catastrophe, Militant Grammarians of Kansas City on November 10, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Oh, man. “Jersey’s”? Seriously?
Posted in Chiefs, Sports, tagged Chiefs, Departures, larry johnson, Recessionomics on November 9, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Man, here’s a big development for our first day: notoriously chivalrous gentleman and middling running back Larry Johnson has been cut by the Chiefs. You have to work really hard at jackassery to get cut by a team this bad.
Todd Haley Will Make You Weep By Penetrating Your Very Soul With His Intenso-Vision
Posted in Chiefs, Headlines, Interesting juxtaposition, Sports, Trivial, Uncategorized, tagged Chiefs, kansas city, Todd Haley on February 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
