Good morning. Okay, honestly: did a single person in this city believe that the mediocre gridiron crew known as the Chiefs could take down the Steel Menace? Surely not — not on the heels of LJ’s ouster, Bowe’s suspension, and Pittsburgh looking for revenge after the Cincy loss. But hey, it happened.
Archive for the ‘Headlines’ Category
So More Like A One-Day Lease, Then? Headlines 11/23/09
Posted in Headlines, tagged Chiefs, Dennis Moore, Steelers on November 23, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Purging The Politburo: Headlines 11/20/09
Posted in Headlines, tagged Funkhouser, Politburo on November 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Good morning. It’s sunny, with an eventual high of 55. We’re probably going to be talking a bit today about the loyalty tests V.I. Funk has instituted over at Cityhallingrad.
Wake Up, KC! Headlines 11/18/09
Posted in Headlines, tagged Dwayne Bowe on November 18, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Good morning. Meet Dwayne Bowe, lackluster receiver, apparent vampire foe, and latest NFL rebel. Take that Goodell!
Wake Up, KC! Headlines 11/16/09
Posted in Headlines, tagged Remember the Alamo on November 16, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Greetings from the SOTL San Antonio bureau, in which city a portion of the staff finds itself for various reasons. It’s 70 degrees and sunny here, which means it can’t be too different in the City of Fount — wait… what the hell? Are you serious?
Five Sleazy Pieces: Headlines 11/13/09
Posted in Headlines, tagged Criminals, Wicked on November 13, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Good morning. Courtesy of the Star comes this picture of the Mohler men, those five Bates City gents charged with all kinds of gross crimes. What a heartwarming way to kick off the day, huh?
Wake Up, KC! Headlines 11/12/09
Posted in Headlines, tagged Tony Gonzalez on November 12, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Good morning. What better way to start your Thursday than a PETA ad featuring former KC footballer Tony Gonzalez and his wife October? Yes, the fight against fur is a noble one — but, um… don’t you catch a leather ball for a living?
Wake Up, KC! Headlines 11/11/09
Posted in Headlines, tagged That's Levitation Holmes on November 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Morning. It’s Veterans Day (or Veteran’s Day, or Veterans’ Day, depending on your level of punctuation discipline). Sun’s out, we’re on our way to a 62-degree high, and Marcus Morris can fly. What we’re talking about today, aside from KU’s thrashing of something called “Pittsburg State”:
Posted in Education, Headlines, Holidays on February 14, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
A quick national media shout-out for a local voice: Clancy Martin, philosophy prof at UMKC and (apparently) former jewelry store owner, has an op-ed in the Times today. Some intriguing thoughts, especially if you’ve read The Gift.
Treasury Secretary Dismayed To Discover “Jazz Hands” Manuever Fails To Deliver Desired Financial Market Reaction
Posted in Announcements, Comedy, Headlines, Money, Politics, Trivial, Uncategorized, tagged bank bailout, Timothy Geithner, Treasury Secretary on February 10, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
These aren’t the banking droids you’re looking for…
Kansans: UFOs? Sure. Evolution? Not So Much.
Posted in Animals, Comedy, Funkhouser, Headlines, Odd Behavior, Trivial, Uncategorized, tagged Bigfoot, Funkhouser, Kansas, sasquatch, UFO, UFO Digest, Wichita on February 10, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
We come for your sunflowers, Earthlings! “Wichita UFO report draws wide attention“
The man who captured the image said he took the photo at 8:42 a.m. Friday near 210th and Prairie Creek Road, about three miles south of Rose Hill.
He described what he saw: “The object came out of the clouds really fast. It sounded kind [...]
