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If local conservative “writer” and famous non-intellectual Jack Cashill were to quote Shakespeare, we have little doubt he’d choose to paraphrase Tybalt: “Liberals? I hate the word, as I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee.” Because, [...]
Archive for the ‘Jack Cashill’ Category
State Of The Line Farewell Tour: Jack Cashill
Posted in Farewell Tour, Jack Cashill, Politics on February 14, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Hip Conservative Writer Jack Cashill Connects With Younger Readers Via Smooth, Nonsensical Milli Vanilli Reference
Posted in Jack Cashill, Politics, So-called Journalism on February 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
’sup, G? This is your fly homeboy Jack “J-Money” Cashill cominatcha from the 816. What WHAT! Hey, do you hate poseurs who be straight trippin’? Me too, homeslice. Well, that phony B. Obama be playin’ you! He be frontin’, dog! So stay true to yo’self and keep it real by tellin’ that clown to be [...]
Cashill Blah Blah California Blah Blah Lunacy
Posted in Jack Cashill, Politics on February 2, 2009 | 2 Comments »
A very gracious hat tip to our friend Justin over at the Pitch, who brings us word of this excellent video starring local non-intellectual and conservative “writer” Jack Cashill. Jackalope went on Glenn Beck’s, um, show to talk about those crazy hippie libs in California. Hilarity ensues, as long as you consider trite cliches and [...]
Jack ‘Scoop’ Cashill, Live From The March For Life!
Posted in Abortion, Jack Cashill, Politics, So-called Journalism on January 29, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Kansas City’s favorite non-intellectual, the conservative instigator and “writer” Jack Cashill, is filing this week’s column from our nation’s capital. Was he there to witness the historic inauguration? No, silly: he was there to encourage government intervention in the most private of matters! Ain’t limited government grand? (Not to mention ethically convenient? It’s so nice [...]
‘Dreams’ Editor Fails To Validate Crazy Cashill Theories
Posted in Jack Cashill, Literature, Local Journalism, Politics on January 27, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
O! woe is Cashill on this snowy Kansas City evening. The editor of President Obama’s first book, the one scorned by local non-intellectual Jack Cashill and beloved by everyone else, is speaking out. (Hat tip to friend of the blog DL for the link.) He has juicy details to spill about the editing process. For [...]
Cashill Launches Impassioned Defense Of Kline, Coyly Announces Creation Of Amazing New Wingnut Documentary
Posted in Abortion, Awesomeness, Jack Cashill, Justice, Phill Kline on January 23, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Well, it seems that local smug man and noted non-intellectual Jack Cashill has finally heeded our advice. Last week we kindly suggested to Jack that he move on from his singular obsession with President (ha!) Obama’s authorship of certain memoirs. (For those who need a quick refresher: Jack believes that “unrepentant terrorist” William Ayers actually [...]
Posted in Jack Cashill, Literature on January 19, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Sigh. Another bad day for local conspiracy theorist Jack Cashill. The Times features an article today about Obama’s literary influences, as well as — gasp! — praise for Dreams From My Father. Now, it’s true that the woman who wrote it (Michiko Kakutani) happens to be the paper’s worst book critic; she’s a relentlessly negative [...]
An Open Letter To Jack Cashill In Response To His Latest Fraudulent Column: Dear Sir, You Are A Total Idiot.
Posted in Jack Cashill, Literature, Politics, So-called Journalism on January 15, 2009 | 1 Comment »
This has really gone far enough, Jack.
Sure, we had some laughs. You would give us piece after piece of “literary analysis” and “investigation” into Dreams From My Father. We’d laugh at your claim that it was written by “unrepentant terrorist” William Ayers, and we’d poke a few obvious holes in your laughable employment of your [...]
Posted in Jack Cashill on January 14, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Does World Net Daily’s headline prove we were right about the error on Cashill’s site? Yeah, it does.
Posted in Drama, Jack Cashill, Literature, Politics on January 10, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
It’s a sad day for local right-wing “writer” and reliable anti-libertine Jack Cashill. Today’s Wall Street Journal contains a sprawling essay by the eminent British writer Jonathan Raban, who lavishes praise upon President-elect Barack Obama and his much-scorned-by-Cashill memoir, Dreams From My Father. Take note, Jack: when one of America’s most reliably conservative papers is [...]