Some sense of finality today for noted Overland Park bigamist Charles Clemens — whose name sounds very NBA-ish, no? — who received 18 months of probation, with the added incentive of 9 months in prison if he messes up. How would he mess up? I don’t know; more marriages? How are the wives taking this? [...]
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OP Bigamist Will Split Time Between Two Probation Officers
Posted in KC Crime, Romance, tagged bigamy, Overland Park, Probation on December 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Local Woman Attends Larry David School Of Self-Defense
Posted in Drama, KC Crime, tagged Acting!, Heart Attacks, Larry David on December 8, 2009 | 1 Comment »
How does one fend off a home intruder? Sure, there’s the whole “reach for a fake gun” thing, and the ever-popular “call the police” nonsense. But when your safety is on the line, do what any paranoid misanthrope would do: have yourself a nice fake heart attack.
Posted in KC Crime, tagged Embezzlement, Lee's Summit on November 19, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Hey, they can do math in Lee’s Summit. Huh.
Posted in KC Crime, tagged American Royal on November 18, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
American Royal: come for the barbecue, stay for the kidnappings.
Mohler Clan Continues To Reveal Itself As Stunningly Incompetent In The Ways Of Criminality
Posted in KC Crime, tagged Mohler Case, Of Course They're In Independence, Stupidity on November 18, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Picture this, if you will: I’m a bank robber. Not content with merely stealing others’ funds, though, I take it upon myself to keep documentation of each heist with carefully noted titles like “Bank of Blue Valley, Jan. 3.” Sound absurd? Not if you’re a Mohler. Then it sounds brilliant.
Posted in KC Crime on November 18, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Oh, this is… this is just great.
Headlines 11/17/09: Police Want To Capture Him, Women Want To Know Where He Got Those Fabulous Eyelashes
Posted in Art, KC Crime, tagged Lovely Faces, Odd Drawings, She's A Man Baby! on November 17, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Good morning, Kansas City. You know, it’s not easy being a criminal. One day, you’re breaking into the home of an elderly Overland Park couple. The next day, your hyper-feminine face is being broadcast to a thousand mockers around the city. Crime: it does not pay.
Mom2Mom Stages Dramatic Scene Of Outrage Brinkmanship
Posted in Justice, KC Crime, Mom 2 Mom, tagged Bates City case, Mom2Mom on November 16, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Everyone is upset about the Bates City molestation/rape/disgusting-ness case. Who wouldn’t be? But there’s outrage… and then there’s outrage. The italicized kind can only be found over on Mom2Mom, the Star’s online haven for bored housewives defenders of justice. Where else can you find a statement like this: I get my only peace knowing there’s [...]
JoCo Mountebank Fails In Attempted Gone In 60 Seconds Homage
Posted in KC Crime, Transportation, tagged Car Theft, Greed on November 13, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Pity the car thief. What does one do when, after a successful theft, one is presented with the opportunity to double down and score two new rides? Do you pass it up and come back later? Nope — you just use the trailer hitch, of course.
Posted in KC Crime, Politics, tagged Crazy Commenters, Obama, Snitches Get Stitches on November 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
So yeah, this whole thing about the guy not being a snitch is pretty crazy. But more importantly, check out this comment from “Hitman2366,” who uses the incident as a springboard for… something. Is this really about Obama?
Yeah! “get a job Bum !”
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