So you know how the Star has that “Reader Advisory Panel” that serves as a kind of watchdog/tribune/voice of dissent for the paper? Well, Danette Gamble would like to use her role in that capacity to discuss the Fort Hood shooter. But hey, before you go accusing her of hating Islam, just remember that she’s [...]
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Star Blogger Danette Gamble Comes Down Hard On Hasan, Logic, And Isla– Er, ‘Terrorism’
Posted in Controversy, Religion, So-called Journalism, Star, tagged Danette Gamble, Hasan, Hypocrisy on November 11, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Kansas Liberty Columnist Exposes Seemingly Innocuous Kansas ERA Effort As Covert Pro-Abortion Operation
Posted in Abortion, Local Journalism, Politics, Religion, So-called Journalism on February 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Conservatives have always held a special grudge against the Equal Rights Amendment for reasons we’ll never entirely understand, though we’re certain it is not because of a very misguided and faith-based view of gender equality. You may have heard that local forces are trying to amend the Kansas constitution with a scale model of the [...]
Hip Conservative Writer Jack Cashill Connects With Younger Readers Via Smooth, Nonsensical Milli Vanilli Reference
Posted in Jack Cashill, Politics, So-called Journalism on February 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
’sup, G? This is your fly homeboy Jack “J-Money” Cashill cominatcha from the 816. What WHAT! Hey, do you hate poseurs who be straight trippin’? Me too, homeslice. Well, that phony B. Obama be playin’ you! He be frontin’, dog! So stay true to yo’self and keep it real by tellin’ that clown to be [...]
Jack ‘Scoop’ Cashill, Live From The March For Life!
Posted in Abortion, Jack Cashill, Politics, So-called Journalism on January 29, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Kansas City’s favorite non-intellectual, the conservative instigator and “writer” Jack Cashill, is filing this week’s column from our nation’s capital. Was he there to witness the historic inauguration? No, silly: he was there to encourage government intervention in the most private of matters! Ain’t limited government grand? (Not to mention ethically convenient? It’s so nice [...]
Anxious Senate Finally Receives Sage Advice Of Frink Panel
Posted in Comedy, Controversy, Ink, Local media, Politics, So-called Journalism on January 16, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Phew. Breathe easy, America. Our long national nightmare may finally be drawing to an end. Yes, we’ve all been on edge the last couple of weeks as we watched the U.S. Senate decide whether or not to seat Roland Burris, the somewhat goofy would-be Illinois senator who was chosen by hair model Rod Blagofieajmcnceq to [...]
An Open Letter To Jack Cashill In Response To His Latest Fraudulent Column: Dear Sir, You Are A Total Idiot.
Posted in Jack Cashill, Literature, Politics, So-called Journalism on January 15, 2009 | 1 Comment »
This has really gone far enough, Jack.
Sure, we had some laughs. You would give us piece after piece of “literary analysis” and “investigation” into Dreams From My Father. We’d laugh at your claim that it was written by “unrepentant terrorist” William Ayers, and we’d poke a few obvious holes in your laughable employment of your [...]
Where Have You Gone, ENVY Lifestyle Magazine?
Posted in Comedy, ENVY, So-called Journalism on January 8, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Man, it’s hard to believe that it’s been nearly two months since we first turned a critical eye to Kansas City’s most laughable publication: ENVY. The self-proclaimed “lifestyle magazine” took the town by storm (?) with its October issue, which boldly instructed us to “Put Your Lighters Up KC!” Sic, of course, as with all [...]
Cashill Hands SOTL Belated Christmas Gift With Comical, Credibility-Destroying Apostrophe Error
Posted in Jack Cashill, MGKC, Politics, So-called Journalism on January 4, 2009 | 6 Comments »
Ha. Okay, so we’ll be doing the usual complete logical destruction of Jack Cashill’s latest column tomorrow, but we wanted to post this quick screenshot tonight in case Jackie Boy catches the error. Click through for a full-sized photo of Jack’s smirk-inducing error. And please remember: this man has a PhD.
Cashill Sets Aside Usual Liberal-Hatred For Special Holiday Message About Extremely Old Game And Metaphors Therein
Posted in Holidays, Jack Cashill, So-called Journalism, Sports on December 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Happy Holidays from Jack Cashill, Kansas City! Are you anticipating an extra special anti-leftist screed for Christmas? Maybe a savage piece about the Clintons or unrepentant terrorist and noted seaman William Ayers? Or maybe, if we’re lucky, something about TWA Flight 800? Ha, you’re out of luck. Jack has composed his special holiday message, and [...]
Jack ‘Leadfoot’ Cashill Uses Traffic Stop As Impetus For Peculiar, Incredibly Dated Anti-Stalin Diatribe
Posted in Jack Cashill, So-called Journalism on December 18, 2008 | 2 Comments »
There really is nothing more pathetic than an aging Cold Warrior. These people remain mired in the bog of old-world thinking, convinced that massive military buildup is the only way to dissuade potential enemies like Russia and China from threatening American hegemony, while the real threats from rogue states go addressed only by their neocon [...]
